u.s. vs UK

It’s Labor Day weekend in the u.s.

Yesterday in the UK, the full Parliament

debated the issue of whether or not to bomb

some more brown people into submission.

What a concept.

Rather than having the King decide,

as is done in the u.s., in the UK

they put it to debate among the duly

elected representatives of the people

and allow them to vote on it.

Amazing.

Unheard of.

What a country.

By the way, the vote in the UK was NO.

Not sure why.

Maybe they remember history?

Cuba, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan?

The seven years wars?

Or maybe they’re still searching for the WMD in Iraq?

Or the oil the u.s. thought it would control there,

which the people of Iraq prefer to sell to China?

By the way, China called to say thanks for the war.

Thanks for the billions of your taxpayers funds.

Especially since China gave nothing but now gets the oil.

Now see what you can do for us in Syria,

because our economy is actually growing,

so we can use more oil.

Thanks u.s., you’re the best.